Rico Yan's Death: A Yearly Nightmare for Claudine Barretto

Pasanin pa rin sa puso ni Claudine Barretto ang kamatayan ni Rico Yan. Though ang press release noon na ang kinamatay ng teen idol na si Rico Yan ay ang bangungot, si Rico naman ngayon ay siya pa ring annual bangungot ni Claudine.

Claudine Barretto is shedding the pounds through HIIT workouts which also helps her cope with her emotional problems. Rico Yan's death anniversary is every March 29, the death anniversary has prompted this Instagram post from Claudine.

Rico Yan died during a Good Friday. Rumor goes Rico overdosed on some meds, he was on his Holy Week vacation with Dominique Ochoa while Claudine Barretto was out dating Raymart Santiago at some beach. But in the end the known cause of Rico Yan's death was attributed to a case of bangungot or deathly nightmares.

Pumapayat na si Ateh

Claudine looking good already. Nothing like the memory of a dead ex to haunt you forever even during fitness training.

Gerovital H3: Ang Droga ni Claudine Barretto

Nagpa PressCon si Clauds para aminin sa publiko ko na nagtuturok ito ng Gerovital H3. Ito ang drug of choice ni Claudine Barretto.



What is Gerovital H3? Hindi it anti-STD drugs or home-cooked Meth, in fact isa itong laos na anti-aging beauty treatment na ban ng Food and Drug Administration Board ng US. Claudine also admits to injecting herself with intravenous anti-allergy drugs as well. Most likely anti-histamines.



So Clauds wants to prove she's no dope fiend in front of her kids, she injects the allergy shots herself. Why? Maybe she loves needles or her body just really needs it, after all sabi nga ni Clauds, in the words of her Ate Greta - "I owe it to the public!"



So far her balik alindog efforts are kinda on the slow side.

Ayan dahil sa atin nagtuturok si Clauds. And to disprove Raymart Santiago's claims, nag pa drug test din si Clauds sa High Precision Diagnostics nung September 30 as birthday gift to her dad. And tumbling naman si lolo kasi nag nega ang results ni Clauds for Phencyclidine, Barbiturates, Benzodiazepines, Cocaine, Ecstacy, Methadone, Methamphetamine, Morphine, Opium and Thetrahydrocannabinol.

In other words, hindi adik ang kaloka star! Hibang lang sha like Raymart!

 “Kung totoong mentally ill ako or drug addict ako, bakit mo pababayaan sa akin ang mga bata ng ilang buwan? Hindi ba dapat iyon ang unang binitbit mo, hindi 'yung mga Louis Vuitton luggage, hindi relo at hindi pera. Kung hindi pa siya na TPO (temporary protection order), wala siyang pakialam sa mga anak niya... hinahamon ko siya na magpadrugtest rin!” 

 Sasampahan din ni Claudine si Raymart Santiago ng criminal case for violation of RA 4200, yung Anti Wire-Tapping Law.

 “Inside my own house, without my knowledge, kahit sa loob ng banyo namin merong mga video cameras.”

Baka naman gusto lang makiuso ni Raymart at mag release ng scandal video in due time. Kalurkey showbiz couple na ito! Pero WINNER ang reply ni Clauds kay Raymart na pinost nito sa kanyang Instagram account.

Julia Barretto and Jerome Ponce: The New Claudine Barretto and Rico Yan

Ah the good 'ol days. The 90s. Right after the era of Greta's ST Flicks was the period of Star Cinema's  chick flicks starring the ill-fated Heart Throb ng Bayan, Rico Yan and Claudine Barretto before her fall from grace...bago nabuking lumabas ang mga sungay ni ateh, she was as fresh-faced as Julia. 

Na reincarnate na ba si Rico Yan? Ang Heath Ledger ng Pinas.

Or pre-destine na ma-tsugi ang ka loveteam ng bagong Barretto? Hwag naman sana. I Think si AJ Perez na natoka dun. So bayad na.

Sorry Daniel Padilla, ma-oover-shadow ka ng popularity ni Jerome Ponce very, very soon. So you should make a move and make sulot Julia.

Though I do think mas bagay ata si Julia at Rico Yan, kung nag-abot lang sila ng timeline. chos!

Barretto Siblings Feud: A Quick Recap of the Barretto Saga

Ahhh so it begins with Raymart walking out and making alsa balutan on Claudine Barretto because ginasgas raw convertible ni koya.

Plus very strained na marriage etetch dahil sa rumored gambling and druggie probs ni Clauds. Remember the missing millions sa joint account issue? na-hinold ni Raymart kasi na uubos na ni Clauds sa casino. The Mon Tulfo incident at NAIA didn't help either. It both tainted their careers to LAOSian deep levels.

 

 Claudine starts blocking Julia's entry in showbiz and makes a fuss over Julia's Star Magic turn.



Julia is slated to be the next telenovela queen, ayaw ni Clauds kasi telenovela queen siya for all eternity. chos!



May Twitter and Instagram wars na naganap, dahil may nag troll sa dalawang Barretto sisters at naglalabas ng baho ng familia under the handle @btchjuliaisbitch, sinisiraan sila and si Julia ang target. Naimbierna si Marj and come to the defense ni Marj si La Greta on Twitter. The two sibs instead of thinking its some hateful troll assumed its their sister Claudine who's behind the nega-Twitter campaign. So they start flaming Clauds.



Feeling ni Claudine pinagtutulungan na sha ng sisters, sumbong sha kay mudra Inday Barretto, labas ng letter si Mommy Baretto against Gretchen sa press. Amalayer raw si Greta! LIAR!

Si Claudine raw ang nagtaguyod sa kanina, given them freebies and all the material shit they needed. Hindi raw madamot si Clauds ayon kay Mudra. Mukhang truelaloo kasi nagmumudmoud talaga ng regalo si Claudine kahit di holidays. Pero mukhang enabler naman si Mommy Inday kung alam niyang mga ka-adikan si Clauds.. eh hanggang 'Medical City' lang raw ang pagpapa-rehab pag may meltdowns si Clauds. At tuwing ma-co-confine ito under sa name ng ama para hindi mabisto ng press. Hence, La Greta saying “… she is all alone because of her evil ways…. Your husband walked out coz of your violent ways… oh, please reflect and go to your happy place, Medical City.”



Then non-showbiz baretto bro Joaquin "JayJay" Baretto comes to rescue of Greta, labas din sha ng letter, saying na ina-accurate si Mudra sa mga bintang. Kesyo nung ST days ni La Greta, di sha nakapag aral at siya ang nagpapalamon ng pamilya. Si Jayjay ay employee/palamunin ni Greta.



Greta cries on Da Buzz and makes demanda the sister sa States si Gia Barretto dahil ayaw mag shutdap nito at nakisawsaw rin. Ang claim ni Ateh Gia hindi raw naghirap ang mga Barretto siblings kasi they had yayas, drivers at Food Galore!



Si Gia Barretto is the chaka Barretto sister, kamukha niya si Dolly Ann Carvajal which would explain the chakabel looks passed down on Dominique and Dani. Rolleta lang talaga ng kapalaran at maganda kinalabasan ni Julia at Claudia.

Now naked pix of Marj have surfaced. Sino naman nakakuha ng phone niya? Is this a scheme by a Barretto insider? Or a political outsider? Election time~ bongga ang timing koya and the Dennis Padilla letter circulating in Kalookan only makes more Eeew!


Si Claudine raw nag photoshop pero mukha namang totoo. sagutan amp. sibling rivary ito na dinaig pa ang familial wars sa Game of Thrones

But to be fair, lahat ng Barretto siblings have their share of scandals- past and present.

You can expect the same from Julia Barretto in the future. Level up na charot!

so what's next sa telenovela ng mga Barrettos?