Vilma Santos Tanggal sa Pwesto: Comelec Orders 422 Officials to Exit Office

Earlier today, Comelec asked the 422 government officials, including 20 reps who won in the 2013 midterm elections to leave their government positions after failure to submit their Statement of Election Contributions and Expenditures requirements.

Among the 422 are ex-President and congresswoman Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Laguna Governor Emilio Ramon “ER” Ejercito and Batangas celebrity Governor Vilma Santos.

"We did not get any letter from the Comelec. If there was a problem, Kung may nakuha kami, sana nagawan namin ng paraan. If we received any, then we would have remedied it” Governor Vilma Santos said.

Necrophilia: Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and Datu Arroyo Authors Bill Banning Sex with the Dead

Former Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo has a new obsession- 'Necrophilia'

The congresswoman and her son Camarines Sur Rep. Diosdado "Datu" Arroyo have filed a bill seeking to criminalize post-mortem shagging or necrophilia. Necrophilia is the act of having sex with the dead, parts of the dead or doing ungodly sexy things to the departed. Okay so mga kabayan na pinoy, bawal na ang pakikipagtalik sa mga patay, okay? Klaro yan ha? 

Just how rempant Necrophilia is in the Philippines? That it has caught the eye of the former President.

Some theories why the Arroyos authored this bill:

• Perhaps what happened to Muammar Gaddafi really scared the shit out of the Arroyos. Imagine being defiled post-mortem by your constituents in broad daylight? O sige na, walang gagalaw kay Madam Gloria pag Walking Deads na sha  

• Madaming Necrophiliacs kesa Jueteng Lords sa Pampang at Camarines Sur
  
• They are punishing the Philippine Union of Sepultureros for not supporting their political causes.
  
• Nag-isip sha ng bill na never i-veveto ni Pnoy :(
  
• Any congressman worth his salt wants to pass a bill that he'll always be remembered for. Well if the Arroyos want their names associated with Necrophilia rather than corruption. Sige keribels lang, lahat naman tayo mamatay, so why not protect the rights of the dead, di ba? 

Iggy Arroyo is Dead: Jose Pidal dies in London

Negros Occidental Representative Ignacio "Iggy" Arroyo is dead. He is known literally as his brother's keeper, taking the heat of his brother Mike Arroyo for a number of corruption scandals in the Philippine govenment.


Iggy Arroyo: It ain't heavy Mike's my Brother

Iggy Arroyo is the owner of the infamous multimillion-peso "Jose Pidal" accounts (in behalf of his brother Mike Arroyo). The bulk of the money stashed away in the UnionBank of the Philippines and the BPI Family Bank. He again covered up for his brother for the "Helicopter" scandal where he claimed he leased 5 helicopters from Lionair Inc. selling 2 of these clunky babies for $700,000 to the Philippine National Police.


Iggy Arroyo with Al Gore

Iggy Arroyo was born in Binalbagan, Negros Occidental, an alum of the University of San Francisco in California with a Bachelor of Science in Business Administration. After seeking many months of treatment in London for a liver disease, he went into a coma this January 25 after suffering from cardiac arrest.