What is Rosas Pandan?

All Juan Ponce Enrile wants for Christmas is a 'Rosas Pandan' in exchange willing mamigay si tanda ng corned beef. Karne Norte o Angus o free delata from Yolanda?

Pero ano ba yung Rosas Pandan?

It could be a number of things.

Rosas Pandan is a flower.

Rosas Pandan is a kakanin, some sweet thing flavored with Pandan?

Rosas Pandan is also a popular Visayan song about a mythical beauty (Maria Makiling levels itey), Rosas Pandan at some point was sung by Pilita Corales and there's a Pinoy rock version by Asin. Hence, talagang pinangalandakan ni Tanda ang kanyang edad, yung lola ko na lang nakakaalala ng Rosas Pandan.

Rosas Pandan could also be a secret code name for Janet Napoles' head. After all, Enrile would love to have hers wrapped and delivered in a Prada Christmas stocking.

Gigi Reyes Leaves Philippines Amid Pork Barrel Scam: Abandon Ship na si 'Sexy' ni 'Tanda'

Alam kaya ng mga back-up dancers sa Birthday video ni Madame Gigi Reyes na Paramour raw Secretary ni Senator Juan Ponce Enrile na nag eskapo na ito. Out of the country na ang isa pang controversial conduit of the PDAF scandal na si 'Sexy' Gigi Reyes? Na dating kakosa ni Janet Napoles

Well if she doesn't come back, then - tonight's not going to be a good night for these guys!

Ang matira na lang ay dawit o guilty? Lawyer up na mga 'tol dahil na lalagas na ang mga sanga. Matira matibay ang sikmura! Yun lang magkano kaya natangay ni Jessica Lucila 'Gigi' Reyes na pork? Ilang kilo kaya? Ilang million? Napuno din niya siguro ang bath tub..

Malay naten nagbakasyon lang si Gigi Reyes- pumunta lang ng Carribean para magtago ng pera sa bank accounts.

Sige twerk pa mga ateh! Madame Gigi Reyes has left the building! Hindi para mangolekta ayun kay Luy

 

Dahil madaldal na si Ben Hur Luy sa Senate blue ribbon committee investigation on the Priority Development Assistance Fund (PDAF) scam~ Gigi isama mo kami!

Gigi Reyes Video: This is How the Rich and Powerful Party in the Philippines

This is the Gigi Reyes' 50th Birthday Video and most of the Philippine Senate likes to party and get down to the Black Eyed Peas regardless of rayuma.



So who is Gigi Reyes? She's one powerful lady and the chief of staff of Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile. Party on Politicos at the nation's expense!