Start the year right with SULIT.COM.PH: The Craziest Things You Can Buy on Sulit

Sulit.com.ph is like the Divisoria and Quiapo of online shopping sites. They have almost everything you need, hard-to-find items mixed with second hand treasures and mass manufactured goodies at incredibly low supplier prices. But much like Quiapo, you may find yourself in one of those retail alleys where the wares can get pretty weird. Strange as they come, these items however are very much in demand and useful particularly to the tradesmen and artisans who seek them out. But then again, there are those sellers who really believe in the power of Sulit.com.ph that they can sell any curio for a buck.

Check out these items and services, maybe someone in your life right now might just need 'em:

Worms. Tons of Bulate! You can almost mistake the vermiculture for spaghetti. But this lab-cultured worms at Sulit are just perfect for organic farming.

Need some eyeballs? Ocular Prosthetics? Seller CarloFry, the one with the juicy hamburger avatar also sells arms and legs and all other prosthetic stuff you might need. 

For the Sabungero hustler worthy of his schtick- a silver-coated Tari (long blade they attached on the fighting cock's claws) - the item comes in 3 modes- Standard, Sagupaan and Slasher.

For only P500 bucks you can have the boyfriend you've always wanted and he plays guitar too. Perfect for NBSBers :) If the 'Boyfriend for Rent' is a wee bit much, you can always try him out for a weekend.

Who knew you could go on a diet on chocolate? Pero sa before-and-after pics pa lang ni Koya bilib na ako! AWARD!

Stick a candle in your ear and let the wax drip? I'm still trying to convince my mom this is relaxing enough and not a torture device.

Because there's nothing ladies want more than to be fashionably identified as 'Japayuki' LOL

Apparently, it takes a whole bunch of people to get a pig pregnant. So if you want your moneymakin' hogs all knocked up, these are the go-to guys at Sulit.

The Pink your lips ad says it all :) But why leave it that, you can also whiten your singits.

Some kid's selling his dad's old police uniform for cosplay purposes. Truly enterprising if you ask me.

Pustiso etetch? He does procelain and plastic, but I don't know if I'd let this dental technician near my mouth, mashado mataray profile pic niya :)

Kamote. Organic gluten-free 0% transfat Kamote. Yes and it's on Sulit.

You can own this hideous Elephant man Santa Claus covered in moss Vermuda grass for only P2,000. Even this thing would scare the hell out of Santa.

Malunggay on your hair? Whip it like you just don't care!

I absolutely have no idea what this bulky stainless steel thingamagig is, but I'm sure Walter White wants one.

It's never too late to plan your funeral- why not go out in style in a golden casket?

Beyond caskets, if you've always wanted to ride one of these babies, you can strike a deal and own your own funeral hearse at 180k. You can always pimp the shocks and struts right after.



If you know some great crazy bargains on sulit, add your list on the comments section include the name of the item and the link of the ad from Sulit.com.ph

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