Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Ulrich Notter: Swiss Sells Munchkins on the Streets of Cebu Philippines

Ulrich Notter is working hard to earn a decent living selling his home made Swiss munchkins in front of the Cebu Normal University.

The Swiss pastrymaker would rather sell munchkins in the streets of Cebu than go home to his country. Though mala MMK levels ang buhay ni Koya Ulrich, marunong ito magsalita ng Bisaya at masipag ito.

Unfortunately, his Pinay wife left him broke and bone dry after giving her everything she wanted. Instead of begging or going home to Switzerland, Ulrich is working his way to live here in the Philippines.

Notter sells his muchkins at P2.50 each. Mura lang, keri na! 

He makes about P300 to P400 per day, just enough for food and rent. He loves the climate here and still dreams BIG, he wants to run his own canteen in Cebu.

Well a message to Papa Ulrich just forget the Surigao bitch that left you. She doesn't deserve you, madaming mababait na Pinay na hindi goldigger at may puso, and they would love a genuine 'sugar' daddy who can make sugary chocolate munchkins! AWARD!

Monday, July 29, 2013

Jeane Napoles: Pork Barrel Scandal Janet Lim-Napoles Daughter Lavish Lifestyle

Dirty money is never sexy. It's FILTHY!

Disgusting especially when most people in the Philippines are starving and suffering due to corruption in the government. The working middle class is taxed to death to pay for this?
Jeane Napoles went to the Grammys wearing BCBG Max Azria
(Isinungkit niya sa sampayan naten, sa kaban ng bayan)

Oh Pinoys are soo morally tired na ba? Sabagay may nangyayari ba sa mga corrupt? They never languish in jail. Instead they throw parties in Beverly Hills, jet set to Paris, Vegas and Tokyo. Ikaw na 'teh!

Janet Lim-Napoles at the center of the Pork Barrel Scandal.

Jeane Napoles Birthday Party which she dubbed as her 'Legalized' soiree to mark her 21st (oh yeah but spent with illegal money)

Janet Napoles' husband, retired Major Jaime G. Napoles greets his daughter 'I love you bebe gerl!' Hideous wig or hair implants? Amanda Bynes' wig would be jealous! ~ Major Napoles tumawag na po si Justin Bieber ibalik mo na raw buhok niya!


Kung sabagay, they STOLE enough money to get away with EVERYTHING! Heck if I had enough cash around P10 Billion siempre affords ang best cutthroat lawyers in existence to bail the whole greedy clan out.

They have enough time to stash the rest of the stolen loot in some Carribean crypt. Okay so nailabas ko na ang disgust ko over this tacky display of stolen wealth.

 So who is Jeane Napoles?

Jeane Napoles is an unemployed 23 year old FIDM (Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising) grad.

Jean Napoles schmoozing with Justin Bieber, Blake Lively, Justin Timberlake, Steve Carrell
The daughter of the controversial scandal-plagued Janet Lim-Napoles, her scandals go as far back as the Fertilizer fund scam of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, and now its the Pork Barrel scam and FAKE NGOs. These NGOs were designed to help the poor pero instead these people and their cohorts amassed P10 Billion pesos.

Janet Napoles has a lot of explaining to do, the family insists that their wealth is not ill-gotten and is the result of hardwork and legitimate business. Looking at their daughter's lifestyle, a lot of red flags here possibly tax evasion.

Napoles claims their wealth comes from properties such as a P7-million hotel in Disneyland in Los Angeles, California.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Necrophilia: Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and Datu Arroyo Authors Bill Banning Sex with the Dead

Former Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo has a new obsession- 'Necrophilia'

The congresswoman and her son Camarines Sur Rep. Diosdado "Datu" Arroyo have filed a bill seeking to criminalize post-mortem shagging or necrophilia. Necrophilia is the act of having sex with the dead, parts of the dead or doing ungodly sexy things to the departed. Okay so mga kabayan na pinoy, bawal na ang pakikipagtalik sa mga patay, okay? Klaro yan ha? 

Just how rempant Necrophilia is in the Philippines? That it has caught the eye of the former President.

Some theories why the Arroyos authored this bill:

  • Perhaps what happened to Muammar Gaddafi really scared the shit out of the Arroyos. Imagine being defiled post-mortem by your constituents in broad daylight? O sige na, walang gagalaw kay Madam Gloria pag Walking Deads na sha  

  • Madaming Necrophiliacs kesa Jueteng Lords sa Pampang at Camarines Sur
  • They are punishing the Philippine Union of Sepultureros for not supporting their political causes.
  • Nag-isip sha ng bill na never i-veveto ni Pnoy :(
  • Any congressman worth his salt wants to pass a bill that he'll always be remembered for. Well if the Arroyos want their names associated with Necrophilia rather than corruption. Sige keribels lang, lahat naman tayo mamatay, so why not protect the rights of the dead, di ba? 

Crying Cop: PO1 Joselito ‘Toto’ Sevilla - Suspended, Forced Leave or Fired?

Asan na si Crying Cop? What happened to Crying Cop after the rally?

We all know the images that went viral yesterday of  PO1 Joselito ‘Toto’ Sevilla, a big Teddy bear of a policeman who shed tears at the SONA protest rally. He's all for PEACE after all.

But our dear police officer will not be reporting for duty for the next two weeks.According to Marikina Police Station Chief Sr. Supt. Reynaldo Jagmis, they allowed Sevilla to take a 15-day leave upon his request made through his wife Rhoda on Tuesday.

Glad to hear the man was not fired or sack for showing his emotions. PO1 Sevilla has been in the police force for 12 years, this is the first time he suffered a public "breakdown." According to his wife Rhoda, "He really practiced maximum tolerance.” These protest rallies do really escalate into violence and sometimes rather quickly.

After all the man was exhausted- tired and hungry from being in the front lines under the sun all day. He deserves a break- and not humiliation or further bashing online.

People all over the web have this to say about P01 Sevilla

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Thomas van Beersum: Dutch Activist Protester who Screamed at Crying Cop

Who is Thomas van Beersum?

He's this guy-

 Why is Thomas van Beersum in the Philippines?

"I am tired of the extrajudicial killings, the illegal arrests, the forced demolitions, the land-grabbings, the puppetry to US imperialism, tired of all the oppression and exploitation of the workers, farmers, students, women, indigenous, urban poor, LGBTs, and all other oppressed groups."

The activist is here for the International Conference on Human Rights and Peace and joined the protest rally at the President's SONA. Oh and he's pals with Joma Sison.

After the crying cop photo went viral, Thomas wrote a letter for PO1 Sevilla:

I write this letter because unlike the other police at the protest, you did not act violently like your mates and you did not attack us. You did what you thought was right. You were confronted with the repressive character of the police and did not follow the orders of your superiors... I hope to see you again next year, during the SONA protest of 2014. But then I hope that we will be on the same side. Together against the crimes of the state and against the violent forces that exist purely to defend that state. Together in upholding the interests of the Filipino people.

Friday, July 12, 2013

American Scam Victim in Mcdonalds, Intramuros: Helped by Lyceum Students

This American was conned out of his money by a Filipina. He was left wandering around Intramuros begging for food in Mcdonalds, Intramuros. A group of Lyceum of the Philippines University students decided to help the dude and buy him food.

Isang Amerikano na biktima ng SCAM na pagala-gala sa Intramuros. Napadpad ito sa Mcdonalds Intramuros kung saan namalimos ito ng barya sa mga estudyante ng Lyceum.

One of the students Leydi Anne Acaylar then posted this call for help on Facebook:

(True story) July 8, 2013 around 7:40 in the evening me and my classmates were eating at Mc Donalds Intramuros manila. Very embarassing moment. xoxo sad.

Nagkakasayahan kaming magclassmate na kumakaen sa loob ng Mcdo ng may biglang lumapit sa lamesa namin na lalake bumubulong at humihingi ng tulong. nag sasalita sya pero hndi nmn msyadong maintindihan ksi ang bilis nia mgsalita pero ung word na "I am hungry" lng ung naintndhan namin, Humihingi sya ng konting pera para pangkain lang daw, syempre naawa naman kami so binigyan namin ng barya barya. Nung nabigyan na namin sya ng barya, nagulat nlang kami na pumila sya sa mcdo para bumili ng pagkain at ayun lalo pa kaming naawa , naisip nlang namin wala syang mabibili ng ganung kaunting barya lang. Nakakaawa kasi hndi ka basta makakakita ng ganung pulubi na ibibili ng pagkain ung perang ibibigay mo sakanila. Nilapitan uli sya nung isa naming kaibigan at nagdagdag ng pera para makabili ng pagkain. Pagkatapos non, kinausap namin ung kano. Sinabi nya na napadpad daw sya sa Pilipinas dahil sa isang babae na prang ka live-in partner nya. Pero niloko daw sya nung babae at kinuha lahat ng gamit nya, pera at kung ano ano pa, Pero niloko daw sya nung babae at kinuha lahat ng gamit nya sobrang nakakaawa xia kung mkikita nio lng gutom na gutom ,madungis , mabaho , depress at pakalat kalat.sana khit un lng tulungan nio kmi salamat. Please spread. Kahit sa gantong paraan lang sana makatulong tayo sakanya. Maraming salamat po. 

The American Embassy has now responded to the students FB messages. Hopefully the foreigner can make it back to his home country.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Davao City Kidnapping Foiled: Businesswoman Sally Chua Rescued

"Sa mga kriminal, kung gusto ninyo mamatay, testingi ang dabaw"

A graphic video of the aftermath of the shootout in Davao was posted on Vice Mayor Pulong Duterte's official Facebook account.  These are the photos of the kidnappers after the shootout with Davao police. True enough with its rumored DDS and tough stance on crime, Davao City is the safest province in the nation (at least has the lowest crime rate).

Davao City Police rescued businesswoman Sally Chua who had been kidnapped in Quezon City, but ended up down south in Davao City where the victim was forced to withdraw 15 million pesos from Allied bank. During the rescue, a shootout ensued and authorities killed at least 2 of the woman's 14 kidnappers.

According to Region 11 police director, Chief Superintendent Jaime Morente, it was Sally Chua herself who suggested the ransom payoff be given in Davao City because "she was confident they would be caught here." 

Davao's Triple Threat: PSCC Gen. Frank Villaroman, VM Pulong, and DC Director Bato Dela Rosa. All smiles after a successful rescue operation today.

Makati City Fire Photos: Pictures ng Sunog sa Makati Philippines

There were two fires that broke out in Makati City today.

The fire started at the creekside shantytown right beside Makati Medical Center around 10:25 a.m. This is the area of the Botanical Compound between Amorsolo and Urban streets (next to Campus Rueda Building). Exploding Liquefied Petroleum Gas tanks further contributed to the blaze.

Another fire broke out at Bagtikan street, Barangay San Antonio, Makati City (1 block away from the Makati Fire Station and Meralco Main Branch Makati)

An unseeming sight to see squatters' houses burn away amidst the high-rise buildings.

Rumors abound that the fire was deliberate to drive away the informal settlers- to avoid violent protests and demolitions, and for the landowners to avoid any dole-outs of compensation. The land will easily give way to new condos and prime office spaces.

Twitter and Facebook was instantly flooded with pics of the fire coming in from office workers and nearby residents. Fire engines littered the Legaspi area.

One office worker even managed to find time to do a 'tasteless' selfie. Obviously, the sight of fire and homes' burning to the ground excites her this much.

The roaring fire as seen from the Emergency Exit area of the Makati Medical Center.

Fire Out was called at 12:59 pm This was what was left of the Creek side carinderias and shanties. The kids who live here go to the nearby Makati Elementary school. Some were even in their school uniforms helping their parents save what's left of their belongings.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013