Friday, May 31, 2013

Serendra Explosion in Taguig

Serendra explosion in the posh neighborhood of the BGC. The condo unit number Serendra 2 Unit 501 is where the explosion happened.

Photos of the Serendra blast are all over Twitter

The shockwave of the Serendra explosion caused some store's facade to break.

Police are still investigating the caused of the blast at the BGC.

This is where the Serendra explosion happened near Market Market! Mall

According to a witness, a Starex van and an Abenson truck were crushed under the huge block of concrete from the explosion with passengers still inside which would explain the 3 fatalities.

The Serendra explosion triggered panic among mall-goers at Market! Market! after glass shards went flying out from store windows because of the blast.

Serendra Explosion at The Fort Taguig

An explosion devastated the Serendra Two condo at the Bonifacio Global City in Taguig around 8:10pm.

Two cars were crushed by debris from the explosion. At least 3 people were killed with an undetermined number of people injured.

The cause of the blast was not immediately known, but probably a gas leak.

Police have now cordoned off the area, shards of glass everywhere.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Riza Santos: Miss Universe Canada is a Filipina

Congratulations Riza Santos, Miss Universe Canada 2013

The Coronation Brouhaha
Denise Garrido was first proclaimed and crowned as Miss Universe Canada 2013; However, after the miscount Miss Riza Santos became the legitimate winner of Miss Universe Canada 2013.

Photo by Bert Morelos

Chin-Chin Gutierrez Madre Na

Chin-Chin Gutierrez has followed in the footsteps of her late mom who was an ex-nun. Chin-Chin Gutierrez is now a madre at the Carmelite convent in Tagaytay. She has taken the name Sister Lourdes. She has also been spotted singing the “Magnificat during a Sunday mass. Her official website also confirms the talented actress' new religious calling.

The actress is a graduate of Miriam College (formerly Maryknoll) with a cum laude in mass communication.

Chin-Chin hit a rough patch a few years back when her house in Loyola Heights burned down and her mother died months after due to complications of smoke inhalation.

She has been branded as unconventional due to her quirks like talking to animals and doing some bit of interpretative dancing while the national anthem is being played. But that's all part of her charm, Chin chin has always been the 'New-Agey' type. She's a fitness forerunner before being veganism and yoga was all the rage in Manila.

Chin Chin Gutierrez has always been known as a champion of the Pinoy arts supporting grassroots heritage projects and independent filmmakers. She also has various environmental advocacies which includes renewable energy and eco waste management.

Now Chinchin is a NUN, a madre. Well, good for her. Whatever makes her happy. Yah go Sister Lourdes!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

What is the Vice Ganda Rape Joke?

Vice Ganda made a rape joke wrapped up in an enigma of a fat joke aimed at (of all the people he should bully) Jessica Soho. Tama ba naman kabugin si ateh JS!

Sorry, but no one fucks with the Jessica Soho, not even Vice Ganda.

No amount of tasteless funny can excuse any joke maimed at Jessica Soho. The woman is colossal, and I don't mean that as a pun, Jessica Soho has far bigger shiz than Vice Ganda. And yes, no rape joke is ever funny!

Let's just say Vice Ganda was testing the waters again, on how far he can take his new brand of demeaning comedy. Just because his pre-election jokes worked miracles for Nancy Binay, doesn't mean he can take his ho-hum comedy bar fat jokes to a new level. So nag sorry si Vice Ganda by calling up Jessica Soho. Girl hung up, masama raw timpla niya to which Vice had to issue a grovelling apology on TV.

The tasteless rape joke was part of Vice Ganda's sketch at his Smart-Araneta Coliseum concert "I-Vice Ganda Mo 'Ko Sa Araneta."  Here Vice Ganda performed skits on fame TV personalities will act if they were "boldstars."

Vice Ganda said Jessica Soho's movie would be titled Tinimbang Ka Ngunit Sobra (You have been weighed and found overweight).

Vice Ganda said that if Soho will be raped in the said fictional movie (rape scenes being a staple in Pinoy movies), the rapists would shout, "Ipasok and lechon!" (Enter the roasted pig!) To which, Soho would ask, "Nasaan ang apple?" (Where's the apple?)

Vice Ganda also made jokes about Boy Abunda, Kris Aquino, Kim Atienza, Gus Abelgas, Aiza Seguerra and Charice Pempengco. But the one aimed at Jessica Soho really hit a nerve among journalists and well, the whole country. So lesson learned kay Vice, you cannot ever ask Jessica Soho to i-Dawn Zulueta you ever!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Old Photo of Piolo Pascual: Dugyuting Hotness!

Before Piolo Pascual had abs, all he had was his ribs poking out!

Forget the dirty blonde hair, check out the tacky Motel wallpaper in the background. Atsaka yung kili-kili, all that pit bush so sexy!

Just like old times, tambay lang sa kanto, shabu pah!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Meralco Isetann Recto Electrocution Mishap

Okay some guy jump the cables today, trying to get an illegit tap into the electric post, the dude unfortunately ended up fried.

No a Meralco freebie is not worth your life. But life is hard in the Philippines. People getting toasted on chaotic electric wires are just regular news.

LRT Baby

Today, a baby was born on the LRT. Mommy Darlyn Edio was helped by the LRT security guard Michelle Manansala and nurse Maria Cecilia Lopez who happened to be on the train that time. No Jiggy Manicad is not the dad, he's interviewing Dra. Cajipe of the Fabella Memorial Hospital. Mommy Darlyn Edio and her baby are doing great!
In some countries, a baby born on the train receives a lifetime free pass, but you can count on the local LRT management not to set such a precedent. Otherwise, we would have a full labor ward at the women's coach by now.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Pormang Chiz! Senador Chiz Escudero in Hipster Shorts

Senator Chiz Escudero hasn't outgrown wearing his gradeschool shorts. Medjo bakat po 'Sen !

Hipster Cred: Then again, obviously influence ito ni Heart Evangelista! She wants her dreamboat all hip and bakat.

So ito ang porma ni Chiz nung Election Day May 13!

I guess Chiz would wear anything to keep Heart happy! If he intends to keep wearing these appalling shorts, he should start to grow some emo side bangs na rin :) LOL

Hot si HEART! Yes this is the Philippine Senator's girlfriend! Actress Heart Evangelista, scion of the Cabalen clan. Chiz gets to go cheesy with her.

So Heart , how's it like kissing your kuya?

Pusong Bato: A Pinoy Love Song

This is the saga of a pinoy song that just won't die and will live in the hearts of jejemons forever!

Pusong Bato will become a videoke staple like those April Boy Regino hits, no inuman will ever be the same again. Yes, talo pa nya ang Nak Nakk nakkkin' on Hebens Door ng mga lasing at 3am!

No sikat ang love song etetch: pinag aagawan na ng mga singers ang credits - si Aimee Torres at si
Renee Alon Dela Rosa.

So who sung it best?

Aimee Torres: the original raw na Pusong Bato singer. I think her case was that her record producer dad bought the rights for her to release the song first in her first album. In time to mark her 18th debut with special guest star Kuya Germs.

Renee Alon Dela Rosa wrote and composed the song to get back at his wife's banging around and getting down with some dudes. Alon sold it to Aimee's dad for P140,000 bundled with other no-hit wonders.

But it didn't become a hit until a version on Youtube sang by some 'Nigerian students in Cebu' became viral. So Alon eventually hit pay dirt! Scoring a hit, TV guestspots and a feature on his life story on Magpakailanman. He is now being sued by Aimee Torres for the Pusong Bato song rights.

The latest emo rendition is by Jovit Baldovino for the telenovela Juan Dela Cruz. I think mas may ire at birit si Koya Jovit! jejeje!

Pusong Bato Lyrics

Nang ika’y ibigin ko
Mundo ko’y biglang nagbago
Akala ko ika’y langit
Yun pala’y sakit ng ulo
Sabi mo noon sa akin
Kailan may di mag babago
Naniwala naman sa iyo
Ba’t ngayo’y iniwan mo

Di mo alam dahil sa yo
Ako’y hindi makakain
Di rin makatulog
Buhat ng iyong lokohin
Kung ako’y muling iibig
Sana’y di maging katulad mo
Tulad mo na may pusong bato

Kahit san ka man ngayon
Dinggin mo itong awitin
Baka sakaling ika’y magising
Ang matigas mong damdamin

Di mo alam dahil sa yo
Ako’y hindi makakain
Di rin makatulog
Buhat ng iyong lokohin
Kung ako’y muling iibig
Sana’y di maging katulad mo
Tulad mo na may pusong bato

Di mo alam dahil sa yo
Ako’y hindi makakain
Di rin makatulog
Buhat ng iyong lokohin
Kung ako’y muling iibig
Sana’y di maging katulad mo
Tulad mo na may pusong bato

Di mo alam dahil sa yo
Ako’y hindi makakain
Di rin makatulog
Buhat ng iyong lokohin
Kung ako’y muling iibig
Sana’y di maging katulad mo
Tulad mo na may pusong bato
Tulad mo na may pusong bato
Tulad mo na may pusong bato

Sarah Jessica Parker in the Philippines: Pinatos ang Opening ng SM Aura Mall

"Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker graced the opening of the new SM Aura mall at the Bonifacio Global City in Taguig. People went nuts and flung their Manolos and Bakyas at her, hoping she'd signed them.

Gosh ilong pa lang, ulam na!

Oh sa mga echuserang walang knowing, si Sarah Jessica Parker ay sikat sa pag ganap niya sa role na Carrie Bradshaw sa HBO television series Sex and the City (almost a decade ago).

Yes pero in fairnez hindi sha LAOsian deep. Also present at the SM Aura Mall event are the residents of Maharlika and Signal Village. They do know when TV royalty is in town!

Alyssa Quijano: Charice Pempengco Tomboy Girlfriend

Charice Pempengco is finally coming out of the closet. The drastic change from bubbly tweener to hard butch should be evidence enough that Charice really wants to come out! Major birit girl! Why should you keep things in the closet?

I guess the gal is a saint and doesn't want to piss off her homophobic granny. Wala ako masabi sa hirit ng lola ni Charice:
“Kung sakaling sinasabi mo na makarating sa kaalaman ko na ikaw ay lalaki na, sa ayaw mo at sa gusto anak, tanggapin mo, may monthly period ka"

Puso mo lolah! Tanggapin mo na ang apo mo, because this is the real her and she wants to be free! Kesyo ni re-regla man o hindeh! may pasador naman poh lolah!

Pero hindi yan ang isyu, ang isyu ang naglalabasang mga lipstick femme jowawers ni Charice.

Si Alyssa Quijano ng X-factor na rumored na tinanan na raw ni Charice. The two have eloped? weh!? haler baka nagkulong lang sila sa condo ni Charice. so katukin!

Pero magaganda naman ang mga na-lilink kay Char! Take for instance, Charm Laguitao, ang unang nag-viral na photo na di umano'y girlfriend ni Charice. Mega-deny naman kampo ni Char! kasi jowa raw ito ng prens ni Char...okey pero mas-kyut sha kay Alyssa Quijano. Meron pang chismax na isang girlaloo na cute din na taga-Pampanga na pangalan ay Kit.

Kung keri ni Charice maging lesbo like her idols Ellen and Oprah, e di go girl! Young hearts run free! Kung san ka masaya go! Kung si Chiz at si Heart, ay go na go! At si Aiza Seguerra ay #BeenThereDoneThat! na ang drama... ikaw pa!